Rewards should be given to those with common sense. I'm afraid my thoughts and attitude may cause me to seek penance. I'm sorry God, please understand, these people make me nuts! I want to yell, "you're an idiot!" but I just don't have the guts. I love my job, I really do, I yearn to help the sick. It's when they lose their fucking brain that I think I might just quit.
Do you think you're going to die from that itchy, scratchy throat? You have a better chance of being bitten by a goat. Are you really calling to say you've self diagnosed a horrible disease? What's it called? I've not heard of that. A perpetual fucking sneeze?!
Every phone call that I take, you can't imagine what I hear. Someone needs to go get me a mother fuckin' beer. I've done it again, I've lost my cool, I really am a saint. I listen to people all day long, each one another complaint.
I have limp dick, I found a tick, the list goes on and on. I was running through the sprinklers and tripped on our slick lawn.
You're going to make me lose my mind, I may end up on trial. But until then, I'll still help you, it's service with a smile!
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