I couldn't sleep for much of last night because my Labrador and my husband were having a snoring contest, with occasional machine gun sounding farts thrown in the mix. Back off ladies, he's taken.
I decided to peruse some of my favorite blogs for inspiration. I've come to the realization that I've been putting way too much pressure on myself for funny blog topics. These bitches write about everything but mostly nothing. And they have tons of followers. Duh, people are random!
I say "bitches" with the utmost respect because let's face it, most bloggers are women. Sure, there are some men out there blogging about sports and finances. Personally, I'd rather be the middle man in a monkey shit throwing contest at the zoo than read those blogs.
I've always had it in mind but now I'm really jumping on the randomness bandwagon. Shit, I can't jump. I'll crawl up the damn thing.
No pressure. Because sometimes life isn't fucking funny.
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