Usually my Monday posts are pretty pitiful. I know it. My brain is always exhausted and I usually have no words.  Not even bad words. Although, I guess I could just start doing one word posts on Mondays.   "Fuck"   That would sum it up nicely.

Today wasn't so bad so it's only right that I share a funny story with you. I'm going to do my best to give you the rundown without violating any privacy laws.  It's totally worth the risk.

A guy comes in for an appointment today and upon checkout (with me) here is what happens:

I'm on the phone so my office manager decides to step in and help the patient so he isn't standing around waiting for me. Staring at me, mouth open. Dude, what is it with people? Close your freakin' mouth!!

Office Manager: "Sir, if you come over here I can try to help you!"

Patient: "Ok, thanks.  I just need the name of the medication that the doctor told me to try."

Office Manager gives him the name of the medication.

Patient: "Great, thanks."

Upon leaving.......

Office Manager: "Good Luck!"

Me: "Umm, why the fuck did you just say Good Luck to him?!"

Office Manager: "What?! Because! He's trying a new medication!"

Me: Shaking my head... "Umm, yes for the RASH IN HIS CROTCH!!"

Office Manager: "Oh. No wonder he looked at me weird."

Just another day at the office.