Somethin' Stinks!

   Those of you who know me well, it comes as no surprise that my first official post is about poop.  I didn't want to disappoint.  You're welcome!

    The news these days is so damn depressing sometimes, isn't it?! NOT TODAY, my friends!  This story caught my attention for reasons I'm not proud of. 

   A news reporter, who clearly isn't boinking the boss, was given the task to get the facts about a Labrador who ate $500 and the owner who sifted through his shit to find it.  (I hope the jerk wore gloves or at least put one of those plastic grocery bags we all use over and over on his hands).  Note to self:  on Monday, pack my guy's lunch in a grocery bag for shits and giggles.  Pun intended.

   Apparently the dog, named "Sundance" ate five $100 bills while his owner was away from home. The guy walks into his house and finds the shit laden bills and thinks it's a perfectly good idea to send them to the Treasury Department to see if he can get them replaced.  Can you imagine opening that package? I bet the lucky recipient of that delivery would have preferred anthrax. The dog owner is told that they will do an investigation to see if 51% of the bills are present and if so, he may have his money replaced. What a bunch of crap!

   So, keep an eye out for people sifting through shit in your neighborhood dog parks......

FINDER'S KEEPERS!